Me & Socks (or Socks & I)

i definitely have realized i have a big problem with guys who wear socks with sandals... i mean, really, why? it kinda defeats the entire purpose of a sandal--they are meant to be summer footwear, and people who insist on wearing them with tacky white (or even worse black (gasp!) tube socks just piss me off.

in that same regard, take this photo of World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz, who has insisted on wearing socks with two big-ass holes in them. i mean, really?! i hope i'm not the only one who has a problem with this. you're the freakin' president of a corporation, and you can't afford another pair of socks? i just don't understand. if you don't have enough common sense to put on a pair of socks without the holes in them, i highly doubt you should be running a multi-million dollar corporation.

men, please take note: if any clothing item of yours has multiple holes (this includes your "lucky" underwear, socks, jeans - most commonly in the crotch area), or clothes that are so see-through i can see areas of your body i shouldn't (and probably don't want to)-- throw them out. consider this an instructional guide: 1) walk over to a trash can , 2) open the lid, 3) insert the nasty item, 4) close the lid, and 5) walk away. good boy.