Me & Socks (or Socks & I)

i definitely have realized i have a big problem with guys who wear socks with sandals... i mean, really, why? it kinda defeats the entire purpose of a sandal--they are meant to be summer footwear, and people who insist on wearing them with tacky white (or even worse black (gasp!) tube socks just piss me off.

in that same regard, take this photo of World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz, who has insisted on wearing socks with two big-ass holes in them. i mean, really?! i hope i'm not the only one who has a problem with this. you're the freakin' president of a corporation, and you can't afford another pair of socks? i just don't understand. if you don't have enough common sense to put on a pair of socks without the holes in them, i highly doubt you should be running a multi-million dollar corporation.

men, please take note: if any clothing item of yours has multiple holes (this includes your "lucky" underwear, socks, jeans - most commonly in the crotch area), or clothes that are so see-through i can see areas of your body i shouldn't (and probably don't want to)-- throw them out. consider this an instructional guide: 1) walk over to a trash can , 2) open the lid, 3) insert the nasty item, 4) close the lid, and 5) walk away. good boy.

3 comments:

Nik said...

what is with the holes in the socks? the holes are in the same spot, are they lucky socks?

T!! said...

It's the big toes...they're trying to escape. Or else he doesn't maintain neat toenails and they are Wolverine-ing their way through the socks.

Mo said...

I just noticed that his suit is badly tailored too! He's swimming in it! You'd think that as president of World Bank, he'd afford to floss an Armani cut like a sleek second skin.

Ah well, just because you're powerful, doesn't mean you've got GQ style I suppose.