Pretty Guy of the Week: Sports Flavored Pretties #2

Happy Friday! So, I'm sure you've all been jonesing for your next hit of the PGOTW, and I promise you won't be disappointed. Continuing the Special Sports Edition, today I bring you: Soccer/Futbol/Football Hotties.

Before I introduce our lovely spokesmodels, let's just go ahead and get the obligatory David Beckham shots in right now:

Good times. Now, on to our show!

1) Freddie Ljungberg


At 5'8, he's not the biggest tasty morsel out there, but he's still very tasty. Hailing from Sweden, Freddie is a perfect example of how a good hair choice can move you from cute to hot in an instant.

Before:

After:

So much better. A celebrated player, Calvin Klein helped make him a household name by having him pose in his skivvies. Thank you Calvin Klein.

No really, thank you.

Click on the pictures...they get bigger...

Thanks to http://www.freddieljungbergsite.com for the pics!

2) Cristiano Ronaldo

This Portuguese hottie is the heir apparent to Beckham's British Pretty Player Empire as he plays for Manchester United when he's not on the Portuegese National Team. I don't know much about him other than that except he's prone to designer label shopping sprees and taking vacations that involve wearing little clothes. Which is all good with me.

Thanks to Rickey.Org and TowelRoad.Com for the pics!

Pretty Guy of the Week: Sports Flavored Pretties #1.5

I just found this guy today and had to add him to the Rugby list. He's my new baby-making-practice partner...

3) Matt Cooper - Australia

Not only a celebrated Rugby player (and fine piece of ass), this 6'2 piece of man-candy also has a sense of humor. When asked who he'd want to play himself in a movie, he replied, "50-Cent". Which is high-larious since Matt doesn't look like a rabbit. Behold his chiseled goodness!

If any of you truly loved me, you'd get me him for my birthday.

Thanks to All Aussie Beef for the pictures. No. Really. Thank you.

Pretty Guy of the Week - Sports Flavored Pretties #1

First, sorry about this being so late but believe me, the delay is worth it. At Mo's request, I proudly present the Special Sports Flavored Pretties Editions of PGOTW.

That's right. I said "editions". Plural. More than one.

Today, we begin with Rugby. For those of you wondering, it's like a cross between soccer and American football, except without 95% of the protective gear (some of the more hardcore rugby players think football is for pussies).

Guys who play rugby are sturdy men, often big and beefy. And hot. A lot of them are very hot.

I give you two stellar examples:

1) Ben Cohen - England

This tasty piece of man-fruit is a bit of a rarity - an attractive Englishman that isn't the least bit girly. He's a popular player, both for his skills and for his utter lack of shyness - as seen here

and here

oof...and here.

He's also willing to go on national television in his skivvies for a good cause (testicular cancer awareness).

But really...I just want to hug him...

...among other things...

2) Sonny Bill Williams - New Zealand

This cutie is young (only 21...yeesh), but he's old enough to get in the club and that's all that matters. He's recently embroiled in some weird scandal involving a not-hot-enough-to-be-worth-the-trouble model/athlete and a bathroom at a local pub. But he's 21, was drunk, and pretty enough for me to let it slide. At least it wasn't on a airplane (I'm looking at you Fiennes).

Thus endith lesson #1. Please return tomorrow for further education into the world of hot athletes. Class dismissed.