and with some serious JBF hair to boot. If you are unfamiliar with this gem of a term, you should acquaint yourself immediately and add it to your vocabulary. JBF - an acronym for Just Been Fucked, usually used in the context of a persons appearance after having sex (thank you, UrbanDictionary.com) In other words, something like this:
It all began with an innocent call from a friend we'll call Leo saying he and his roommates were having a little get-together and that since I wasn't yet 75 with dentures, I should take advantage of my youthful resiliency and come out on a weeknight. Not one to withstand peer pressure, I caved and upon arrival, a seemingly self-refilling drink landed in my hands. Long story short, I didn't sleep in my own bed that night. The next morning, I awoke groggy and aghast to find that I had overslept and would have to traipse into work sporting the same clothes I had worn the day before and a serious case of JBF hair.
Forty minutes and several episodes of road rage later, I arrived at work and slunk into my cubicle hoping to avoid my friend and coworker's knowing stares at my disheveled appearance. I spent the rest of the day pondering how shameful it really is to show up to work with post-sex hair and yesterday's wardrobe, and I came to one conclusion...
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
