Hi. Your friend "Platonic Girl Buddy" here. How are you? Good, me too. So I was wondering, do you ever stop to think about how you talk about other girls in front of me? No? Didn't think so. Now, of course I don't care if you drool over that busty blonde at the end of the bar, or if you do a double take at that gorgeous brunette sweeping by us on the sidewalk. Nor do I mind when you go on (and on...and on) about Carmen Electra's rack, or Kim Kardass...ashian's, well, ass. Yes, they're nice. I don't mind these conversations, so long as I can chime in about Daniel Craig's broad shoulders and abs of steel (I'm salivating as we speak).
But it's when you start picking girls apart that I feel the need to object. "Did you see Janet? That girl's sure packed on the pounds" or "Dude, what is up with Tina's ass, why is it so HUGE" or any comment equating a girl's boob size to an unflattering object (ironing board, for example). You don't think this makes us a bit uneasy, considering most of us aren't exactly Cindy Crawford?
I'm all for ogling beautiful people -- let's just keep it in the realm of who's hot, as opposed to who's not. Oh and for the record? Telling a girl she has (and I quote) "child-bearing hips" will get you nowhere. Absolutely nowhere.
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so...you may be wondering what The Single Girls Club is, and that's what we're here to tell you. it's really not a club -- like you can't sign up or anything. but if you're a girl and you're cool, you're already a member by default. this blog was started by 2 friends who quickly realized they were dopplegangers (for many reasons to be disclosed later on). they would constantly talk, laugh and mostly, bitch, and decided to share it with other fascinating women (& men) out there.
the whole name sort of became a running joke among a group of friends who work together...smart, sexy, bad-ass women who have something to say. it's nothing too profound or life-changing, so don't get your hopes up. but it will be stuff you can (hopefully) relate to...things that we notice about guys, life, working, whatever floats our boat or pisses us off. and don't let the title of our blog mislead you - we're equal opportunity and don't hate on the girls who aren't single..who have been lucky enough to find someone fabulous. we think all of you are also The Shit.
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13 comments:
Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
Bumblebee tuna!
"you're so vain, i bet you think this song is about you"
Ooooh! Some Carly Simon!
I prefer, "Jesse! I won't cut fresh flowers for you"
"I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found, and I'm hungry like the wolf!"
mine was better
I would smack any guy who picks apart girls in front of me. It's unfair - it doesn't matter how they look, they can be totally overweight slobs and its fine with them but we have to look like supermodels...unfair?
Speaking of which...I showed my friend that sex scene from the Ang Lee movie Lust Caution. His immediate response was "hot, but she has a huge bush and hairy armpits"
I wanted to kick his ass. Temporarily at least.
The catch:
If a man can't talk about women negatively in front of you, you can't do it either. You have to give it up, too (concerning women).
And don't say you don't do it. All women do.
Good post, though.
Trixie,
I'd be scared to be around you considering that this is a "smackable" offense. What else would you smack a man over?
This one guy picked apart this really thin girl for not having boobs. Oh and I get the "you'd be hotter if you had boobs" thing a lot. Dude, what you're seeing in magazines are either 1)fake, 2) freaks of nature or 3) photoshop. Oh and guys talk about how they hate it when girls pick at their food but expect us to have good bodies...but I'm reserving my ire for a full entry on that one.
@ Vicadamonejr...
Excellent point.
vicdamonejr - welcome. you better know what you're doing when you post here. we have some very passionate bloggers.
leo - get a damn blog already!!
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